My Worse Fear - Realised

Luke is only 3 and a half and either during the night or first thing in the morning he jumps into bed with us both to sleep or cuddle.

He always brings lots and lots of toys with him so me and Julie end up pushed to opposite sides of the bed :(

I woke this morning knowing Luke was at the side of me - I turned fully to my side (half asleep) and checked the time on my phone - it was 7:20 a.m.

I thought to myself blissfully I can sleep another half hour!!! - and rolled onto my back

To my surprise I was wet - the lower half of the back of my T-Shirt and arse were dripping. I threw the sheets off, jumped out of bed and there in the middle of me and Julie was a WET "BATMAN" (see previous post) - Bruce Wayne had pee'ed himself.

I now can see the funny side - but at the time I was very wound up and upset. If he wants to pee the bed he has his own bed with plastic sheets. Julie has spent part of the morning cleaning it up and the first hour of the evening re-washing our mattress and drying it with a hair dryer.

At the super market tonight I had to buy some fabreeze just to take away any potential odours (from the pee and disinfectant) :(

I am sure I shall recall this story at an appropriate (and embarrassing) point in Luke's future - I remember some of the terrible stories my parents used to tell and now I know WHY!!!

I'm BATMAN

Luke is currently loving Comic Book Superheros - MY SON IS ACE

Superman, Spider-man, Batman - he loves them all. When we watch them on telly he is always asking me who the characters are and what they do - "WHY daddy- whos that daddy". I love this because I have some knowledge in this area ;)

Anyway... walking around woolies this morning and we found some Batman PJs for Luke - he has spent the rest of the morning running around the house pretending to be the Caped Crusader :D

Luke as BATMAN -

Maybe he will let me be THE JOKER!!!!!

GHOSTBUSTERS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say no more!

Here is the bbc news article basically saying that 2 writers have been commisioned to write a Ghostbusters sequel.

Off the Grog - or I will be when Julie finds out...

Ok... when I am drunk and left in charge of the internet ... terrible things happen - especially to my bank balance

:(

I got drunk on Sunday because:
1. It helps with the Transition from Sunday to Monday
2. I am left alone to play XBOX whilst Julie and Luke visit relatives - which is a good excuse for a sociable tipple with myself
3. It had been a couple of weeks since my last drink

Anyway... Sunday was a little hazy cos I had more than a little...
1. To my surprise Tuesday a package arrived - an XBOX 360 game - 12 quid - ordered whilst drunk
2. Today I recieved a Spider-man DVD for Luke - but again ordered whilst drunk - a moment of weakness and I had remembered ordering though
3. Have on order Grosse Point Blank - again a moment of weakness and I also remebered ordering
4. I have a note from the postie this morning for a package collection - 35 quid game which I had also forgotten ordering - but it is one I have wanted for a while (some excuse) - so am sort of happy

Trouble is being a family man I find it hard to justify the stack of DVDs and Games only suitable for MOI on top of the cupboard.

Hoping Julie doesnt realise :)

OUCH!!!

Luke had a small accident yesterday :(

We gave him a new T-Shirt... "Star Wars - Clone Wars" :) - he has now Graduated from Doctor Who and is now obsessed with Batman, Superman, Spider-man, Star Wars etc. etc.

Luke now also dresses himself and was very excited and proceeded to run away with the shirt to try it on.

Unfortunatly we had not taken the tags off (large cardboard ones) and whilst he was putting it on he scratched his EYE. He sobbed for ages, but eventually calmed down and everything was ok - or so me and Jules thought!

Mid-afternoon he started complaining about his eye and crying at his Granparents and they called Julie and she decided to take him to the Hospital.

At the hospital he had to have dye in his eye and a blue torch shined into his eye to check for scratches. He also managed to get dye all over him - hands, arms, face and legs. The doctor was very nice and she let Luke shine the torch in her eye and he apparently sat very very patiently (no tears) whilst he had the dye in his eye and the exam.

Lukily he has not damaged his eyeball and it is just scratching near the eye - painful for him none the less.

He was rewarded with a comic and some chocolate - so he soon perked up ;)


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How WIERD is this... Just been chatting to one of my good friends Paul.

Yesterday afternoon his son James prodded himself in the eye with a piece plastic and he had to be rushed to A and E for a similar EYE exam.

James is also doing ok with no damage to his eyeball.